Stupidest Reason to Get in Trouble At School?

What is the stupidest reason why you ever got in trouble at school?

Mine would have to be today. I was on this site today on Firefox, when one of our two pc guys came busting in, and i overheard "Firefox" over his walkie-talkie. He comes over to me and says "Busted!". I ask why and he just says "Firefox". I then say, "Ya, is there anything wrong with that?" and he just goes, "Ummm..ya...you're not allowed to use it." I'm like, "ok, so i'll delete it." and then the guy says "No."...you need to get off now! You are banned for two weeks." I just agree and get off thinking its over and done..but it isnt...he then goes into the library office and starts to talk to more people. Next, the other pc guy comes in and gets on the walkie-talkie and tells someone that there is a code black in the library.. Next they started going through all my files..i just wonder if i am going to get in more trouble tomorrow, and how my files are gonna.be. I can't believe all that is due to FireFox

I got in trouble for cussing someone out for threatening to kill my sister. I got suspended for that.

Those guys are n00bs. Slap em.

Sorry, but the 'code black' part is just hilarious! :ROFL:

My god...Over firefox?

well my school has the IE all blocked so we can't go to almost any site..If we get Firefox, we can go anywhere=]....

but let me see...I once got in trouble for looking behind me..No joke

We were doing some work(class)

I was done, bored, deciding to look around, I turn back around and there is a detention slip in my teachers hand...I was like..."what did i do?"

Him: Take it, you know why

I read the sheet and on the part marked "reason"..
There was NO reason....

Sigh....

Well, we had a bomb at our school today, and I got cheated out of being on the news!!! But I have to go to bed now, I'm gonna start a new thread about it tomorrow.

I got expelled for fighting someone cause they wouldn't let me cheat. I win.

I was suspended for two weeks in my freshman year for making a little pea shooter out of a mechanical pencil. They said it was a dangerous weapon, and that I was a danger to the school. I was suspended so many other times for bull**** reasons too.

mine would be haveing a broken id got 3 day suspended and i could make up a test and the other stuffwe did for the rest of the day but the worst part is that test was worth 65 % of my grade

got in trouble for having sex on the benches outside with a girl i knew.

wasn't a prob till we drew a crowd.

i got suspended for calling my teacher a *****.
i got suspended for running.
i got suspended for putting a lit firecracker in my own locker
i got suspended for reformatting the schools computer.
they called my parental guardian cause i ate a doughnut in class.
they called my parental guardian cause i wore a hat.
i got detention for telling my teacher to go **** herself. (a cute girl dared me to)
i got detention for breaking up a fight.

I got suspended for winning a fight...
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Zitat von vanden9

mine would be haveing a broken id got 3 day suspended and i could make up a test and the other stuffwe did for the rest of the day but the worst part is that test was worth 65 % of my grade

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What the hell did you just say?

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Zitat von Billy Talent

What the hell did you just say?

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I dont know y, but Im cracking up because of your post...
Its not even that funny but Im like " :ROFL: "

I got in trouble for not knowing how to do the work. Seriously.

I asked for help, and the help I received was totally unhelpful to my assignment. I sucked it up, and try to do it anyway, but got nothing done. My teacher asked me in the middle of class in front of everybody why I wasn't doing my work, and I said I didn't understand the assignment, and she sent me to the office.

By the way, if anybody lives in or around Autin, Texas (Round Rock), and has a teacher named Mr. Byrd, tell that fat ***** she can go shove it. She single-handedly set me back 2 years in English.

If she would spent more time teaching, and less time getting knocked up, I might not be in such a hole with school.

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Zitat von deturbanator

I dont know y, but Im cracking up because of your post...
Its not even that funny but Im like " :ROFL: "

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Same thing with me! :ROFL:

teachers are scared of me

Hahah, get this... these two kids stole mouse balls at my school and then broke the toilet stalls with them. They had to goto JUVIE for 2 weeks and pay a $10,000 fine to the district. FTW.

oh, and my friend farted in a teachers face, that's even what his suspension letter says. pwnd.

i feel bad for my friend today in homeroom we were playing a game called ghost where you say letters but try not to spell a word, he spelled weed on accident and he said oops i spelled weed one a teacher was walking by and he got sent to the office and on his permanent record it says that he is under-suspision of drugs(he got checked twice too,(and my friend really(he is like the last person anyone would think about) doesn't take drugs) and he had none)

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I got suspended for winning a fight...
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i got in a fight and amazingly didn't get suspended.

could be cause the teacher paid me to beat him up.

Masturbation on top a lunch table...

are you asking for experience or just stupid reasons in general?

Experience

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Hahah, get this... these two kids stole mouse balls at my school and then broke the toilet stalls with them. They had to goto JUVIE for 2 weeks and pay a $10,000 fine to the district. FTW.

oh, and my friend farted in a teachers face, that's even what his suspension letter says. pwnd.

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Farted in the face... :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

When I was in 1st grade I was listening to the teacher teaching us something (I don't remember what it was) and I was getting a little bored so I started sucking my bottom lip because I had a minor but nothing problematic habit of sucking it back then. Well, anyway, she just happened to be sucking hers also, then she looked at me with a real pissed face and said stop that then with a big ass WTF look on my face I asked her what she meant. She said something along the lines like "You know what you are doing, stop making fun of me with that face and sucking your lip." After that I said it's just a little habit I had but she Would NOT believe me at all. I felt like Butters from South Park in the episode where they think he is making a real bad face and it is getting on their nerves when it was just his face.

Kakashi, your parenthesis in parenthesis crap confuses me.

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Zitat von stitch o_O

got in trouble for having sex on the benches outside with a girl i knew.

wasn't a prob till we drew a crowd.

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What state do you live in?

I said 'Stop being cheeky ralph' to a teacher called ralph and I got suspended

Nothing stupid ever happened to me for getting in trouble, but my best friend got a detention for eating a sandwhich outside.

Well it was a muddy day, and we were not allowed to go onto the field. People went on the field anyway... when the bell rang, and I was going to my class, a teacher stops me and yells "GET OVER THERE! YOU WERE ONE OF THE ONES ON THE FIELD!!" Im like: "Uhh... yeah..." So I went, and we GOT SENT TO THE OFFICE. (There was about 30 of us.) So we all crammed into the office. The principal yells at us and our punishment is the saddest part. We had to stand like pilongs.. every resses for a week. Lol. He says: YOU BETTER BE IN THIS OFFICE 30 SECONDS AFTER THAT BELL RINGS! About 10 of us shows up.(Lol) So we do it. Nobody got in trouble for no showing up, either.

Our teachers are not fit to teach.

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Zitat von TeamOverload

Experience

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In that case..

Masturbation on top of a lunch table...

Well it seems like everyone here BUT DFS is a brat.
I HONESTLY can't remember ever getting "in trouble". People who "get in trouble" are those who don't know how to shut up when the teacher is speaking and do your damn work.

:)

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In that case..

Masturbation on top of a lunch table...

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Come again?

Way to kiss up to the mods torro.

No, I'm not kissing up. DFS got in trouble for not understanding something because it wasn't explained properly.

The rest of you are lighting firecrackers, fighting, swearing at teachers, etc.

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Zitat von Midnight Malevolence

i got suspended for calling my teacher a *****.
i got detention for telling my teacher to go **** herself. (a cute girl dared me to)

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Well, obviously, you would get suspended for those.. they are not exactly
stupid (at my school at least..)

Anyways,

I got in trouble for throwing an empty pop bottle in the air high up where NO-ONE would get hit on the head. I got detention for that.

I got detention for asking a teacher how to do a certain math question.

I got in trouble when sum1 forced my head in a urinal (did not get "wet" :icon_bigg )

and other stuff.... (will post later)

I got in trouble for walking down a hall. In middle school, before classes started, everyone would gather in the entrance area until all of the buses were there, and i went down one of the halls to go to the bathroom before hand, and i got yelled at by our ***** of a vice principal.

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In that case..

Masturbation on top of a lunch table...

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um... save that when no-one is around....

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What state do you live in?

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i was living in virginia at the time.

Suspended (3 days) for a (plastic) knife in my bookbag
Suspended for Me and my GF making love
Suspended (6 days) for deleting main computer files on the school computer people couldnt log in to the computers for 2 days
Suspended (30 days, almost got expelled) Going to the rival school and took the peiecs of wood out of the GYM floor and put them out side, then went to some classes and wrote Dallewood High(rival school) eats balls right out of my ****. Also stole 2 nice IBM think pads.

I got put on to green report* for using the F word.
I got banned for finding a hole in the ICT security.
I got banned for learning how to take control of people's computers from any school pc (I use to lock the administrators screen LOL).
I got banned for editing the school backgrounds and changing the name to 'Infamous -Z-link' (It was originally called Viglen class-link).
I got kicked out for slapping a boy in his face.

Thas all I can remember, I think they justly punished me though. Man this was all years ago!


*Green report was wen u had to carry sum green paper everywhere u go, and your teachers would tick between 1-5 how good/bad you were during the lesson. If you got bad results u went down to amber, then red then suspension/exclusion!!! If good you went up a level to white report or came straight off.